And if there was, what would it be? Exposing the dark secrets of Poutine? A retrospective of the Beachcombers? Regret about the reign of Stephen Harper? Gifs about a certain Toronto mayor who has captured all of our hearts? Reviews of Cheese Whiz and Donairs? Milks in Bags, yay or nay? Americans: Did they really win… »
The same day it was revealed that the Army's top sexual-assault prosecutor has been suspended after allegedly sexually assaulting someone at a sexual-assault conference, the US Senate rejected a bill that would have overhauled the way the Pentagon handles sexual-assault cases.
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I think some of the mainpage writers are friendlier than the others. I also feel at times that people here really want to like the writers, want some engagement or some consideration and it just doesn't happen. Any engagement just turns ugly. Maybe there is this perception on their end about what is going on that is… »
I stood by and watched you embrace Santa beards, flannel and all the accouterments of my people. I stood by while you waxed your moustache and road bicycles like it was a douche version of 1910. I stood by while you sported entire outfits that I wore myself when I was a child, all rompers and beaded belts. I stood by… »
My knee hurts. I am old. I didn't work today. I just went to get a facial and ate some sushi. I fell asleep while I got the facial. I also bought a 3DS. I will go out later today to be celebratory. Like Stassi Schroeder, I never want you to forget that it is my birthday. Gimme gif party. »
I will celebrate with some early 90s Christian rock rap now that we're basically 10% more full of Limp Bizkit and Nick Denton is our cold uncaring deity that we rail against but don't realize we're just talking into a void. Time to bust out those sweater dresses and dance. »